American Car Magazines

Clearly anyone claiming to do a review in which a Ford Mustang is even remotely worthy of being discussed in the same breath as a 3-series Beemer is utterly incompetent, however this magazine demonstrates a masterfully spectacular ignorance (or maybe a knowing, subtle and ironic awareness) of Cockney Rhyming Slang in its cover caption ....

Compared to a 3-series, a 'Stang is indeed a "pony" car.

Mile High Baseball

Mile High Stadium Denver Colorado

VuVuZuela's

So, how does a traditional native instrument end up being made of moulded plastic?

Cops with Guns

I know that police in America are usually tooled up, but yesterday I saw two "Park Police" who were both packing state-of-the-art looking pistols.

I guess sometimes those squirrels can be right little b***rds....

Good with Food

You know you are in a classy restaurant when the wine list notes that a particular bottle is "good with food"

Is this for real....?

I'm all for doing our bit to support those who fought for our country in various wars, however....

Lost Phone

I'm really not sure I believed this one...

WD-40

I suspect the one can of WD-40 I bought will last for my entire lifetime.

So what's with a "2 for 1" offer...?

Ikea and Free Trade Coffee

This sign tells me that Starbucks buy more Free Trade Coffee than anyone else in the world.

Surely that must allow them to really screw those f---kers waaay down on price eh?

Ikea Product Names

It must be difficult to make up ridiculous names for thousands of products and use them in multiple languages across the world without getting at least a few rude ones slipping in there sometimes.

Hands up who thinks this might be an example..