Normal Person: "Hello Landlord, I'd like a pint of your local Ale please"
Ruddy Cheeked Country Type at the bar (interrupting): "Ooo-aaarh. You're not from round these parts are you? On holiday are we?"
Normal Person: "Yes, we've just driven up from
Ruddy Cheeked Country Type: "Its all the fault of those Ar-abs and Immigrants coming here I tell you. I'd string 'em all up, me - String 'em all up I tell you, and I'd do it myself"
Normal Person: "Erm..."
Landlord: "Here's your pint. Thats tuppence ha'penny"