Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Guantanamo Bay Trials hit the mark

GUANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters)

A jury of U.S. military officers convicted Osama bin Laden's driver on charges of providing material support for terrorism on Wednesday.

Later this week they will be convicting his pilates instructor for providing lumbar support, the man who sold him an X-box for providing IT support, his underpants for providing athletic support, and a small brass band lost on the way back from Pontefract for providing musical support.

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